Those of the John Birch ilk might scoff at what Europe's become since the ratification of the Maastricht Treaty, but this is why I love Europe. We've got Don King ("Only in America"!!!), they've got Hans Adam II.

Also, why the Dixie Chicks won't be returning to Clear Channel airwaves anytime soon: Bush's pro-big-business stand helps out radio giants. What else is new, what with a Republican in office?