I ate a salad with eggs for lunch to make up for my lack of productive activity thus far today. But I had plenty of creamy Thousand Island dressing, and I kept the egg yolks! Lord, is this what modern man has been reduced to? Salad dressing as a form of rebellion? Erg..... I hate the health food craze.

Back to the treadmill...

What I'm watching now: Tony Blair's speech to Congress