* If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race...you're a male chauvinist.
* If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy.
* If you work too hard...there's never any time for her.
* If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum.
* If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation.
* If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay.....you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.
* If you get a promotion ahead of her.....that is favoritism.
* If she gets a job ahead of you......it's equal opportunity.
* If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment.
* If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference.
* If you cry............you're a wimp.
* If you don't........you're an insensitive pig.
* If you make a decision without consulting her.........you're a male chauvinist.
* If she makes a decision without consulting you......she's a liberated woman.
* If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy...... that's domination.
* If SHE asks you.........it's a favor.
* If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape..............you're sexist.
* If you don't.................you're unromantic.
* If you try to keep yourself in shape................you're vain.
* If you don't................you're a slob.
* If you buy her flowers.............you're after something.
* If you don't....................you're not thoughtful.
* If you're proud of your achievements.... you're full of yourself.
* If you don't....................you're notambitious.
* If she has a headache............she's tired.
* If you have a headache.............you don't love her anymore.
