Kids! For $21.99, you too can own your very own Mr. T Chia... Head. As seen on TV Land.

OUCH! Stupid kid tries to fuck an apple pie like in the movie, but he didn't let the hot filling cool before shagging the pastry.

Forget the X-Games, here come the XP-Games, where women of... um... unusual talents do amazing things with their... um... unusual talents.

Capping off my stupid news roundup, the Chicago Sun-Times has come out with this year's list of GOOF Award nominees and has named a winner. GOOF, by the way, stands for "Greatly Overexposed and Overhyped Fool".