Not quite The Truman Show, but close: coming to theaters this fall is 49 Up, the latest installment of the 7 Up series which followed a bunch of British kids at age 7 & then again every 7 years.

It's nice to know the 7th Circuit Court of Appeals's got your back: the opinion for US v. Murphy includes an informative footnote parsing the term "snitch bitch hoe". Look it up on Lexis: 2005 U.S. App. LEXIS 7695, n.1. This goes right up there with 99 Problems, Civ Pro version, the sushi memo, & Leonard v. Pepsico...

Just blame it on the dog: some of these rules of farting etiquette are just plain too complicated to follow, especially after downing a bowl of chili...