The dumb crook of year award: Woman Hired Hit Man for Cheese

The mojo of the year award: Hugh Hefner: The oldest swinger in town

The chutzpah of the year award: Jewish rappers trade in bling for yarmulkes

Vikram David Amar gets constitutional on ABC's "Commander in Chief". Twice now. Actually I might be moving there next season after "The West Wing" wraps up.